ATTENTION and WARNING
for
Friends and Mere Acquaintances
of the
Morning Running Group
You are hereby warned that on any given morning between 5:00 am and 6:00 am you may hear a knock on your door. However, knocking will only occur if you don't lock your door. The expectation is that you will answer and allow (with a smile on your face) the person (usually a male member of the morning running group) to use your "facilities". No payment will be given - just a smile and an unpleasant odor.
Thank You for Your Cooperation.
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