Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Observation

Through a very scientific study with peer reviewed methodology I discovered the following equation:

Monday night Packer Game + 5:00 am running time = few, if any, running partners.


I am thinking about doing my doctoral thesis on it. I am sure it will make national headlines like the "Aliens have deactivated British and US nuclear missiles, say US military pilots" news story. I know it is true, because my 9 year old told me all about it and any news story that catches his attention must be true!